Diary Room

[Parker Somerville]

Soooooo thoughts. Well I know Diane and I think me and her can work together pretty good this game. Jordan I have worked on but I am not so sure I can trust her for the long run. I have kept tabs with Drew from time to time, so that is always good. I have a few things up my sleeve if I need, but I am hoping to lay low right now. This is my 3rd BB game, I am in another one too at the moment, started with this one, that was my 2nd. My first BB game I played as Parker and got 2nd, I pretty much flirted my way to the top, targetted each week cause all the ladies loved them some Parker and the game got slow at the end.... which sucked and only 5 jurors voted and I lost 3-2 which sucks cause I know the ohter jurors had they showed would have voted me EW

So here I am, to redeem Parker and try to win this time. I need to keep an eye on Jeff, I know who he is and he likes his women, I do too don't get me wrong, but for me it is strictly business to further my game, I got eyes for only one women , so will I flirt? Yes, if I need to. Will Jeff get jealous? Probably, he always does. Can I see myself get targetted for that reason? probably, so I need to be on my toes right now.

[Parker Somerville]

So Jordan won HOH, me and her talked a bit on AIM and I'm hoping she wont put me up cause we have played before and get along good, but she is one helluva player and winning comes first and foremost for her. Me? I like to win yes, but I'm more laid back in terms that if I consider someone a friend or a potential friend, I won't let a game get in the way. Heres hoping Jordan don't vote this sexy beast parker to be up on the block.

[Parker Somerville]

did I say Jordan won HOH? I meant POV lmao...

Anywho, I thought I would have a good shot at winning HOH but I guess not. Oh well, Sharon and Erika I get along with good either way so I think I shall be safe this week. I have been talking with Erika thru pm's and we get along great, so I am hoping that is enough to make me stay. I personally think Drew or Diane think they are running this game and would like to see them go. I have to go now, more updates later

[Parker Somerville]

Ummm so who does Amber think she really is? I mean she is starting to rub me the wrong way by the way she posts around. It's like bitch, please put a paper bag over that ugly ass face of yours, noone wants to see it, and then she goes around thinking she is some diva, like really? I mean come on... later in the game if I can win a POV I am putting her ass up and wanting to get her the fuck out.

[Parker Somerville]

OK so Howie won HOH. I should be safe, me and him talk alot and were cool. But the answers to that challenge has showed me that Howie ain't someone I wanna be goin to the end with I wont win, its that simple, so im gonna side with him but near the end try to get him out any way i can. I mean hes a nice dude, but hes playing the game too, just like I am. I gotta be watching him first of all cause for all i know he's gonna be planning my eviction, but i guess we will find out. Amber is annoying I hope he puts her up, or better yet someone can backdoor her. I just think she has to go. I am also flattered people think I will be hard to get evicted, what can i say, im charming Ask Jen D

LOL, but yea, that might also put a target on my back so I need to shape up and start doing better in comps. I mean I think I do good, Im always like RIGHT there, finishing like 2nd, 3rd or 4th, which is meh, but I wanna win one soon. Anywho, more to come after noms.

PS!

I am working with Howie, and Sharon, and Erika, and Jeff, and Jordan, and Diane too and me and David get along good, so I guess thats why I was put for hard to get evicted, I get along with most of the people.

[Parker Somerville]

I am in a pickle. Do I evict Diane and keep David happy if he stays? Or do I just vote to evict David? I am not sure, this is so tough. Either way I don't think they'll like me, so ugh. This is why I don't like this game that much. I hate it cause I do like alot of the people in the game and it sucks. Sometimes I think I'm too nice for games.

[Parker Somerville]

So I still voted to evict David and he is still working with me I don't think he noticed that I voted to evict him, oh well, better for me So after that, things were kinda quiet and I didn't know what to expect, I mean I am just tryna lay low at the moment. I get along with most people so I think I should be sitting pretty for a while

[Parker Somerville]

OH!!!!! I have a new alliance

Me, David, Sharon and Natalie. Final 4? I think so. Well to be completely honest, I don't know if its legit or not, and if its not I really don't care, like I said, I am sitting pretty with most of the people. Jeff and I get along, same with Jordan, and Howie, and ofcourse I the 4 I am with, I talk to them at times and we get along. Amber, Idk about her, but I think if I just keep my distance I should be good. Eric and I talk at times, Erika and I talked early in the game. You right here Julie, have someone that gets along with almost everyone That might be my downfall but it might help me get far and once it gets deeper into the game, these people WILL NOT be able to get me out, their best bet would be to get me out now, but they are all too dumb to do so hahaha

[Parker Somerville]

OH!!!!!! and as for the eviction, I think Ima need to split up Jordan and Jeff, I really do not see myself in their plans for the long term so why not get them out? Split them up? Amber is on vacation, Jordan can get evicted and Jeff won't be able to compete in HOH God... I am so bad I mean I like em both and I think they would expect me to keep Jordan but I am not that stupid. I mean LOOK WHAT I JUST SAID!!!! David was right, Amber cant win, she is on vacay, Jordan goes, Jeff cant compete, one of us will have a better shot to win HOH, can this get any better? I mean really? hahah, if i win, I will put Chima up for sure, cause she is the only one I have not talked to, the other person.. now that is gonna be a whole nother story.

[Parker Somerville]

OK so Eric or whoever, maybe Natalie totally fucked that plan up. Spilled the beans and took a shit on that plan. FUCK!!!!!! So Howie and JEff IM me and were trying to get out of me who I am voting, of course I wasn't gonna tell them Jordan, but then I thought about it, I am safe either way, and I really think once we get deep they will consider each other bigger threats then me, so why fuck with a good thing? I think I should be good for a while in this game, and I really don't care. I mean the only person I haven't had any interaction with is Chima so if I ever win HOH she is going up, plus i never really liked her in the show, other person, I might have to put up Amber IF I win that is, Idk I just think I need to.

So I told David everything about what happened, Eric possibly spilling the beans to the others and that I think only assured him I was on his side, when really I am not on anyones side I just want to get deep enough into this game so I can do some damage, so I think this way I am assuring myself that I stay on peoples good sides. I mean they all think I am an angel... When really I am just making them all think I am with them when I'm really not. I am my own person, these people can suck it hahaha

[Parker Somerville]

Great so I wasted what like 40 minutes yesterday posting my ass off so I won't be in trouble and I'm sitting here thinking.... that first off, Eric, the guy who said he will post 24 hours can post 10,000 times... hahaha yeah my black ass he can, he hasn't even shown up since, and when he gets eliminated he is just going to say shit and then delete his account, it ALWAYS happens and its rediculous, he's done it in my game too and I was just like umm ok... remind me to never let you play in my game ever again. Then I also see Chima, who I always thought was inactive hasnt been on the board in a while, and then I saw Jeff post something about Jeff telling Chima to shove it up Erics ass cause he called her inactive I thought oh... maybe its just me that hasn't talked to her, but nope, she is an inactive and my guess is either her or Eric are gonna get eliminated, which... works out for me, but I am hoping Chima goes today, cause then next round everyone will be after Eric. After Eric goes, then Howie, Jeff, Jordan and em will go after David, cutting us down to the final 8. That's where I think I need to make a bold move and try to get one of Jeff or Amber out. Amber as funny as she is, I just dont want her around cause idk. Jeff is a challenge whore and he just needs to go. Besides he came into the game with Jordan. Can you be anymore fucking obvious if you have a pre-game alliance, don't pick two people taht were really close in their season and show people you are working with them since day one... pisses me off. It's obvious those two would never turn on each other, and another thing is, Jeff hosted an ILM game which Jordan won, ILM2, and they have been close ever since, they also played in the first ever game I hosted a LOST themed survivor, so I knew from day one those two were together and they do need to be broken up soon now, it was just too early to do it when Erika went tho cause I have a final 5 with them atleast, but if I can't get one of them out before that final 5 one way or another, with or without getting blood on my hands, my name ain't Parker.

[Parker Somerville]

OK so Eric and and Chima got eliminated, I kinda expected Chima to be eliminated and despite Eric being berries I feel bad for him, he was in my opinion bullied out of the game. I mean what Jeff was posting in my opinion was ridiculous, I swear every other word out of his mouth is queer, fuck, bitch, pussy or something like that. Like do you really think your bad ass? Seriously, I swear I have seen him do this in a lot of games lately and it kinda pisses me off cause there is no reason for it. When Jessie quit he started talking shit to him, yeah he quit, just tell him he sucks for quitting, don't get in a fucking argument over it. Then this whole Eric think, its like fucking bullying, someone needs to bitch slap him and put him in his place. Oh and just cause he won whatever he won from posting 1000 times or whatever, he thinks that gives him the right to fucking intimidate Dave cause he put him up? I am honestly disgusted with the way he acts in games, starting shit over anything. So I may have been playing all sides and I always suspected Howie would be stupid and fuck up, confirming my suspicions that hes a shady fuck. He pm'd Dave and told him to put me up.... ummm really dude? You think I wouldn't find out? Who do you think your playing with. I always have my guard up and I knew from day one this day would come, I just needed proof to shove it in your face and thanks to Dave I got it. What do you do after that? Bitch to Dave for telling me. You along with Jeff thought you had this game in the hand, and as soon as you get put up, you guys shit your pants and start intimidating others cause your scared shitless. I hope you both are the next to go. Howie, for throwing my name out, and Jeff, for just being a total idiot to people, I mean yeah, I have a final 5 with him, but I honestly don't expect him to mean even 1% of it. Im sorry I got sidetracked with my own game and lost my train of though, I will update the rest tomorrow

[Parker Somerville]

Jeff can go suck a huge black dick and gag on it.

[Parker Somerville]

So in short term. Jeff threw me under the bus to Sharon, she being the dumb blonde she is, fell for it, so now Im going home, Howie Jeff Jordan and Amber are runnign this game and well, thats just how the cookie crumbles, FUCK THIS SHIT. If I ever get back in this game one way or another, as per for a challenge or if i get lucky enough for All stars I am gonna rip all of these fuckers a new ass hole